An exception to the TRIPBAM™ rule of stability
We may have blown a gasket, popped a piston or perhaps a hamster wheel broke loose from the engine room. Whatever the cause, we've logged this error and we'll be looking into it intently.
Rest assured, we won't rest until we find out what's going on here. That sounds redundant; what we mean to say is we mean to fix this issue post-haste.
If you're still reading this error message, allow us a moment to welcome you to the edge of sanity.
This is why developers aren't allowed to talk to customers.